Extra! Extra! Hot Alien Crash Lands in 2020, Probably Comes in Peace

What a fucking decade.

It has been equal parts horrible and equal parts glorious for me. A lot of things came to a violent end: my older brother, my innocence (if you can believe it ever existed), my sex column, my modeling career and my will to live (at least for a time). But there was a lot of creation too: I finally acquired self-confidence, became a PAID writer (praise be), fell in love with both a small hairy comedian and a large hairy myth (a la the legendary Bigfoot) and gave birth to this Hot Alien you see before you, my pride and joy. 

Things could have been better and things could have been worse these past 10 years, but one thing is for certain: I’m completely different than the person I was in 2010—a totally-depressed college girl who barely knew what life was like outside of a small town in Maryland. Now I’m a sometimes-depressed 30-year-old in the San Francisco Bay Area who researches ghosts, aliens and mythical animals in her spare time. Remember: Things could be worse.

There’s No Sasquatch Conspiracy Afoot, Scientists Say

"A Mere Big Foot From Discovery" // Artistic masterpiece by Rick Spears // Full size image HERE

A popular theory among some Bigfoot researchers or “Bigfooters” is that there’s a Sasquatch conspiracy afoot. They think the scientific community seeks to thwart Bigfoot’s discovery by ostracizing scientists who search for the creature and suppressing evidence of Bigfoot’s existence. Purported reasons for this range from petty feuds to ego to secret plans within the government.

But some scientists strongly disagree with this idea, including those who have faced the legendary subject of Sasquatch during their careers—and lived to tell the tale.

“I don’t think there’s any sort of conspiracy to disprove the existence of Bigfoot at all,” says geneticist Bryan Sykes, author of Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Last Neanderthal: A Geneticist’s Search for Modern Apemen. “It’s blatant paranoia or delusion to think that.” 

In 2014, Sykes led a study where scientists asked people to send them hairs that they suspected were from cryptids (mythological animals) like Sasquatch. They received 57 hair samples and were able to sequence 30 of them. While most of the samples revealed known mammals, two samples revealed what appeared to be a previously unrecognized species of bear. The study’s findings were published in The Royal Society journal.

“There’s all the conspiracy theorists saying that scientists or the government are covering [Sasquatch] up,” Disotell says. “It doesn’t hold water.”

“The idea that the scientific community is actively conspiring to prevent Bigfoot evidence from ever reaching the popular attention is nonsense. Editors of top journals would jump at the chance to publish a paper [proving Bigfoot exists] if it ever materialized,” says Norman MacLeod, curator of paleontology at London’s Natural History Museum. Adding jokingly: “Probably walk over their mothers to publish it.” 

Molecular primatologist and New York University professor Todd Disotell, who has been on TV programs like Ancient Aliens and 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, agrees that there is no anti-Sasquatch plot.

“There’s all the conspiracy theorists saying that scientists or the government are covering [Sasquatch] up,” Disotell says. “It doesn’t hold water. No one’s career is going to end or be damaged if Bigfoot is discovered. I think the average scientist would be super excited. Primates went extinct in North America 30 million years ago. If you find out one didn’t… that’s cool!”

When discussing his 2014 cryptid study, Sykes says no other scientists or establishments stood in the way of him getting published because he did “proper scientific work, which was the best way to do it.” 

“I have quite a lot of faith in the scientific peer review process,” Sykes says. “My paper was published in a good journal. It wasn’t held up at all by the peer review system.”

But not everyone shares this point of view.

On Bigfoot Research, My Life, and the Craft of Writing

Me, Krissy Eliot, with blue hair and a stare // View larger photo here

Last week, I did an interview with the San Diego Voyager about my Bigfoot research, this blog, and journalistic writing as a craft. For those of you who didn’t see the article posted to my social media accounts, I figured I’d post an excerpt here and link out to the extended interview so all of you have the opportunity to check it out.

Now, more than ever, I think it’s vital to get to know the people we look to for knowledge. Misinformation and biases are rampant—not just in the dark corners of the Internet—but in the pretty black and white pages of our established news outlets.

I want to be someone you can trust and rely on for honesty and accurate information. I hope that my work speaks for itself, but I also think knowing more about the woman behind the Hot Alien can’t hurt.

Hopefully, this interview provides you with a little more insight into my experience as a writer and editor, my motivations for studying Bigfoot and other strange phenomena, and my philosophy on the craft of journalism.

So many of you continue to share your wishes, hopes, thoughts and dreams with me. I figure it’s only fair to give some of that back. So! Behold, the interview…

Why Do Ghosts Hate Me? I’m Uncool to The Undead

So ghosts have it out for me. Or at least, that’s my theory.

And I don’t say that because they’ve haunted, taunted, or made my life a living hell. But rather, it’s because they don’t even give me the time of day. 

All my life I’ve been persona non grata to all things spooky—cast out of the paranormal clubhouse by the Powers That Be, left to quiver in the bitter cold of supernatural rejection.

I don’t know what it is that keeps the spirits from making nice (or even mean) with me. I may not totally believe they’re real, but that shouldn’t stop them from trying to convince me, right? It’s not like I don’t have an open mind. I mean, I’ve tried weed lube, orgasmic meditation, and even pumpkin spice lattes!

“They’re delicious!” people say. “Just give the old pumpy spicy a chance!”

Year after year, I taste. And year after year—it’s like spoiled piss with milk in it.

I want to know what I’m missing.

I want to understand.

I want to believe.

Sasquatch, my strange blog, and why I’m fucking special

A photo of me with green hair in a very messy room

Not many reporters have made Sasquatch their journalistic focus, and that’s understandable. Bigfoot is a topic rarely taken seriously, and there exists a pervasive fear that merely entertaining the idea of Bigfoot could besmirch a person’s good name. And I totally get it. Some people should probably be worried, even terrified of the career repercussions associated with covering the subject.

Fortunately for you, I, Krissy Eliot—am a notoriously different breed.